vegetables of mass dwstruction

Last night I discovered the power of a pumpkin in a microwave. Actually, it's not really a pumpkin. I think it's some sort of squash of sorts. Pumpkins tends to soften when you heat it in the microwave and they don't make spectacular orange graffiti in microwaves as the hard skin squashes. The stuff inside the squash is quite stringy, kind of noodle like. Many strands therefore were not actually amenable to my attempt at cleaning up. Therefore I think I shall be tasting nuked squash in much of my diet from now until eternity. It's very much like how radiation hangs around after nuclear bombs explode... True to my compatriot dictators, I shall therefore consider expanding my arsenal of vegetables of mass destruction to also eggplant, and possibly capsicums. Of course, if anyone was to inspect my kitchen, they would also find evidence of egg explosion testings as well as coffee and milk eruptions. OliLand is also dangerous because of the existence of the washing machine swamper known to cause floods at unpredictable times. This is, however, a natural phenomenon, due largely to a very rapid build up of towels and clothing from the people's frequenting the gym far too often. This is uniquely combined with a condition known as "clogged sink hole in the sinky/ laundry tub thing" . However, flooding has now been controlled due to the use of "water level control" technology and also regular inspection by the weapons inspector to ensure clear passage of the sink. Given the level of dangerousness of OliLand, thank goodness I have no oil in my house. Otherwise, George Bush might decide to inspect my home and invade! (Wow, I think I'm going insane, I don't know if any of the above made any sense at all...someone might need to apply for the Mental Health Act to have me sectioned!)